Revenge Of The Blonde
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the loan officer.
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She says she¡¯s going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for the loan, so
the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the
street in front of the bank;
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she has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.
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The bank¡¯s president and its officers all enjoy
a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
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An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls
into the bank¡¯s underground garage and parks
it there.
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Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays
the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41.
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The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely; but we are a little
puzzled.
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We checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is -
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
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The blond replies.....
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"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it
to be there when I return?"
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