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Revenge Of The Blonde



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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
    and asks for the loan officer.
    
    ±ÍƼ ³ª´Â ±Ý¹ß¹Ì³à°¡ ´º¿å Á߽ɰ¡ÀÇ ÀºÇົÁ¡
    ¿µ¾÷¼Ò¿¡ µé¾î¿Í ´ëÃâ ´ã´çÀÚ¸¦ ã¾Ò´Ù.
    She says she¡¯s going to Europe on business
    for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    
    ¿©ÀÎÀº °©ÀÚ±â À¯·´À¸·Î 2ÁÖ°£ ºñÁö´Ï½º ¿©ÇàÀ»
    °¥ ÀÏÀÌ »ý°Ü 5000ºÒÀ» ´ëÃâ ¹Þ°íÀÚ ÇÏ¿´´Ù.
    The bank officer says the bank will need
    some kind of security for the loan, so
    the blonde hands over the keys to a new
    Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the
    street in front of the bank;
    
    ´ëÃâ ´ã´çÀº ÀÌ¿¡ ´ãº¸°¡ ÇÊ¿äÇÏ´Ù ÇÏ¿´°í
    ¿©ÀÎÀº ÀºÇà¾Õ ±æ°¡¿¡ ÁÖÂ÷µÇ¾î ÀÖ´Â ÃÖ½ÅÇü
    ¡¯·Ñ½º ·ÎÀÌÁ »õ Â÷ÀÇ Å°¸¦ °Ç³×ÁÖ°í
    she has the title, and everything checks out.
    The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
    for the loan.
    
    Â÷·®µî·ÏÁõ µî Á¦¹Ý Áõºù¼­·ù¸¦ Á¦½ÃÇÏÀÚ
    ÀºÇàÃøÀº ±× Â÷·®À» ´äº¸¹°°ÇÀ¸·Î µ¿ÀÇ ÇÏ¿´´Ù.
    The bank¡¯s president and its officers all enjoy
    a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
    Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
    
    ÀºÇàÀå ÀÌÇÏ °£ºÎµéÀº ÀÌ ¼Ò½ÄÀ» ÀüÇØ µè°í¼­ 5000ºÒ
    ´ëÃâ¿¡ 25¸¸ºÒ Â¥¸® Â÷·®À» ´ãº¸ Á¦°øÇÑ ±Ý¹ß¹Ì³àÀÇ
    ÇàÀ§¿¡ Á¶·Õ¼¯ÀÎ ¿ôÀ½À¸·Î ÇѶ§¸¦ Áñ°å´Ù.
    An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls
    into the bank¡¯s underground garage and parks
    it there.
    
    ÀºÇà Á÷¿øÀÌ Áï°¢ ±× Â÷·®À» ÀºÇà ÁöÇÏ ÁÖÂ÷Àå¿¡
    Á¶½É½º·´°Ô ¸ð¼Å´Ù ÁÖÂ÷ º¸°ü ÇÏ¿´´Ù.
    Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays
    the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
    $15.41.
    
    2ÁÖÈÄ ¿¹ÀÇ ±Ý¹ß¹Ì³à°¡ ³ªÅ¸³ª ¿ø±Ý 5,000ºÒ »óȯ
    °ú ÇÔ²² ±×°£ÀÇ °æ°ú ÀÌÀÚ $15.41À» ÁöºÒ ÇÏÀÚ,
    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
    to have had your business, and this transaction
    has worked out very nicely; but we are a little
    puzzled.
    
    ´ã´ç Á÷¿ø ¿Ð ; "¾Æ°¡¾¾, À̹ø °Å·¡°¡ ¼øÁ¶·Ó°Ô
    ÀÌ·ç¾îÁ® ¸Å¿ì ±â»Þ´Ï´Ù. Çåµ¥ ÇÑ°¡Áö Ç®¸®Áö
    ¾Ê´Â Àǹ®Àº..."
    We checked you out and found that you are a
    multimillionaire. What puzzles us is -
    why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
    
    "¾Ë¾Æ ºÃ´õ´Ï ´ç½ÅÀº ¹é¸¸ÀåÀÚ ÀÌ´øµ¥
    ¾î¾ÀÏ·Î 5000ºÒ Â¥¸® ´ëÃâ µûÀ§·Î
    ¹ø°Å·Ó°Ô Çß´ÂÁö ³³µæÀÌ µÇÁú ¾Ê¾Æ¼­..."
    The blond replies.....
    
    ±×·¯ÀÚ ±Ý¹ßÀÌ ´ë´äÄÁµ¥...
    -
    -
    -
    -
    -
    -
    "Where else in New York City can I park my car
    for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it
    to be there when I return?"
    
    ´º¿å ½Ã³»¿¡ ÀÌ°÷ ¸»°í µµ¹«Áö ¾îµð¿¡
    2ÁÖ°£ ÁÖÂ÷·á°¡ $15,41¿¡ ºÒ°ú ÇÏ°í
    ´õ±¸³ª µ¹¾Æ¿Í¼­ Â÷°¡ ¾ÈÀüÇÏ°Ô
    Á¦ ÀÚ¸®¿¡ ÀÖ´Â °÷ÀÌ ¶Ç ÀÖÀ»±î¿ä?




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